Dearest Tracy,
My favorite horse died, and has left you, yes you, the earning of his collection of His insurense payment. I would like it if you would open an account so I can transfer the funds of Briggs' net worth of 30,000 USD.

This is Briggsie, from COTH. I just had to tell you how damn funny those scam emails are! My entire office was reading these. See what you got us doing when we are supposed to be supporting our Wartime mission? I work here at the NSA, and have reported several of these scam emails. As far as I knew, no one has ever done anything about them. Man, I am glad you did. I just wanted you to know we all got a good laugh. Thanks!!

SITA Support analyst
National Security Agency/Central Security Service